THE NINE AND A HALF COMMANDMENTS
For women who wear EezyPeezy – the only
tights with a hole in the middle.
Thou shalt not
fuck thy father when he’s cross dressing.
Thou shalt not
powder thy pussy before the vet has had a look.
Thou shalt not
worship any graven image other than thine own in shop windows.
Thou shalt not
beg thy husband to cane thy buttocks until the children are in bed.
Thou shalt not
gag on thy neighbour’s cock when he’s driving on the motorway.
Thou shalt not
speaketh of thy sore cunt at Womens Institute knitting circles.
Thou shalt not
borrow thy grandmother’s hardly used condom on Saturdays.
Thou shalt not
have thy flabber ghasted by the girth of thy neighbour’s donkey.
Thou shalt not
deepthroat thy holy father’s cock outside the confession box.
Thou shalt not
use a cold cucumber when .…….
“Oh, some girls are so sinful”-
said Mother Superior.
“All the more to forgive them for”
– said the wiseman.
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