THE NINE AND A HALF COMMANDMENTS

THE NINE AND A HALF COMMANDMENTS

For women who wear EezyPeezy – the only tights with a hole in the middle.

 

          Thou shalt not fuck thy father when he’s cross dressing.

          Thou shalt not powder thy pussy before the vet has had a look.

          Thou shalt not worship any graven image other than thine own in shop windows.

          Thou shalt not beg thy husband to cane thy buttocks until the children are in bed.

          Thou shalt not gag on thy neighbour’s cock when he’s driving on the motorway.

          Thou shalt not speaketh of thy sore cunt at Womens Institute knitting circles.

          Thou shalt not borrow thy grandmother’s hardly used condom on Saturdays.

          Thou shalt not have thy flabber ghasted by the girth of thy neighbour’s donkey.

          Thou shalt not deepthroat thy holy father’s cock outside the confession box.

          Thou shalt not use a cold cucumber when .…….

 

     “Oh, some girls are so sinful”- said Mother Superior.

     “All the more to forgive them for” – said the wiseman.